some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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