May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Randomize
