Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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