That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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