people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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