Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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