and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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