he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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