Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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