I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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