CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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