you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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