a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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