I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize