He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
