that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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