super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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