If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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