we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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