I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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