Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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