She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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