happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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