I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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