Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
now i know why i became what i already was.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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