I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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