He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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