it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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