if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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