Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My dick has a subreddit
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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