I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
barbara walters just said penis...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
