omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am one with the molecules
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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