So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
