He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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