Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
