i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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