Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You need Xanax blowdarts
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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