so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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