hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
