Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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