so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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