I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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