We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
this will be a night to untag.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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