But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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