Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Drunk is not a location!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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