Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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