I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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