I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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