That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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