Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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