Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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