Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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