We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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