Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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