I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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