omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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