I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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