I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
